My friend Jaime had an incident whilst running which kept him from going to work. This is part of our exchange on IM in which he explains when th incident first came over him. His later, abrupt, change of topics is what I thought was funny.
Note: “Meatfest” is in reference to an outing to a Brazillian Steakhouse that serves at least 12 different types of meats. Each cut of meat is brought to you on a sword. It’s a festivale of gluttony.